Funny sms; 9386 messages
Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
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Peer: Beta koi mannat mango
Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain
Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
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Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips...
Of Course you know the first one :)
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Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)
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1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha
Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?
Usny kaha
Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn
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Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…
Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
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Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia
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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )
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Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
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Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
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Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
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Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
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Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
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Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
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